JWSTSOOY #0001a - Satan Made Me Do It.

You gotta be kidding me, man. This is the oldest lie in the rulebook and yet people are still using it to distance themselves from responsibility for the things they do:

Galveston Woman Blames Devil For Baby In Microwave

Today this lame excuse is almost as effective as recovery from exhaustion in wiping away the culpability.

According to the article linked above,

Eva Mauldin says her husband is not "the monster people are making him out to be.

No, he's just easily convinced to toss your kid into the microwave and blame "Satan" when he becomes a pariah. Please... JW definitely STSOOY.