JWSTSOOY #005a: John Hagee

McCain's Incendiary Supporter

So what is it about so many religious leaders saying such stoopid, un-Jesus things? McCain needs to reject and denounce this bozo as quickly as possible if he really doesn't agree with his hateful, brainless, intolerant speech.

JWSTSOOY #004a: Ted Haggard is Back!

If you'll remember, this is the guy who was caught doing meth and having sex with a gay prostitute while preaching intolerance against gays and imploring others to live a righteous life like him. How do people like this get away with this kind of (seemingly inevitable) crap?

Ted Haggard is back and wants your cash.

JWSTSOOY #003a: Grandparents Strangle Grandchild Covered in Blood, Blame Their Actions on Her "Demonic Possession".

'Exorcism' call leads to death of man

We'll leave the discussion for whether demonic posessions are real or not for a later post. These grandparents are simply insane.

JWSTSOOY #0002b - The $54 Million Pants Followup

Thank God. Literally.

No $54 Million for Missing Pants, Judge Rules

JWSTSOOY #0002a - The $54 Million Pants

First, if you haven't heard of this case, please read this: Dry Cleaner Calls $54 Million Lawsuit Over Pants a ‘Nightmare’

Now that you know what's going on, you have to admit something is really fishy here. I can't imagine Jesus wouldn't shake his head at the huge pair this dude must have grown to expect anyone to take this case seriously. There are always two sides to every argument, but at what point is a single pair (or even a closet full) of pants being damaged or lost, even with personal abuse being heaped on, worth $54 million?

Update: Here's a link to the man's Wikipedia page (search term: 'Pants Lawsuit'). It should be interesting to watch over the next few weeks.

Note: The last link above is an archived version of his Wikipedia page which was revised and then locked due to this kind of inappropriate (but funny in a NSFW way) vandalism.

JWSTSOOY #0001a - Satan Made Me Do It.

You gotta be kidding me, man. This is the oldest lie in the rulebook and yet people are still using it to distance themselves from responsibility for the things they do:

Galveston Woman Blames Devil For Baby In Microwave

Today this lame excuse is almost as effective as recovery from exhaustion in wiping away the culpability.

According to the article linked above,

Eva Mauldin says her husband is not "the monster people are making him out to be.

No, he's just easily convinced to toss your kid into the microwave and blame "Satan" when he becomes a pariah. Please... JW definitely STSOOY.

New Section - JWSTSOOY

What the heck do all those jumbled letters stand for? JWSTSOOY? They mean whatever you want them to mean. For me, it's Jesus Would Slap The Stuffing Out Of You (or some socially unacceptable variant therein).

I'll start right off today with a doozy!